If you had to show a movie on a trans-Pacific flight, you know what I wouldn’t pick?

Contagion.

I would not show this because it’s a scary as piss movie about bringing back a horribly contagious disease back from Asia.

Oh? Its on flights from Japan in November? Thank you American Airlines. I totally would not have chosen the film, but I graciously pissed myself in Coach for two hours thanks to your film selection. I kinda wish they’d picked Langoliers as a follow up film.