One of our hotels in Tokyo, after our first day, we set out a “do not clean the room” sign, yet our room was entered anyway.  For putting the sign out and not asking to have our room cleaned or our bed made… they came in our room anyway to give us a bottle of water.

This is an… “action figure” in Sofmap in Akihabara in Tokyo.  Sofmap sells new and used action figures of all shapes and sizes.  Thankfully this was in the new section.

So, the legend goes… the first time I visited Japan in 2005, there was some messed up shit on the 5th floor, and the 6th floor was some weird whited out room, presumably a photo studio.  

Visiting now in 2011, the 6th floor is now closed off.  Sorry for the ruined surprise, but I did try to get back up there to see what was going on.  

Thankfully, as evidenced by the octopus porn, the 5th floor is alive and well…

Port wanted to see these…

This is THE STORE.

If you had to show a movie on a trans-Pacific flight, you know what I wouldn’t pick?

Contagion.

I would not show this because it’s a scary as piss movie about bringing back a horribly contagious disease back from Asia.

Oh? Its on flights from Japan in November? Thank you American Airlines. I totally would not have chosen the film, but I graciously pissed myself in Coach for two hours thanks to your film selection. I kinda wish they’d picked Langoliers as a follow up film.

I just have jetlag. I took some 3,000 photos in two weeks with the DSLR so it’s taking some time to process them all.

Featuring hits like, Sherry in the Kitchen and I’ll Make Your Sandwich Santa.

Another from the pokevagina series. This one comes with penis strangulation rope.

Lunch at the Teddy Roosevelt Cafe in Tokyo DisneySea in the Port Harbor area. Very roomy considering the locale. I’m having a Roast Beef Sandwich on Graham?

Back in Tokyo, so a poke in the rear is in order. Bend over.